Oh my dear readers.......do I have a story for you!
If you can imagine a fitness diary for today it might say the following:
Melinda: warm up, 15 minutes trot/canter, 20 minutes walk
Farley: warm up, 15 minutes trot/canter, 10 minutes gallop, cool down
Ah yes. Me and Farley parted ways rather....errr....spontaneously today and I got the rare opportunity to reflect on my sins (and remind myself that this was NOT a ride and tie and my horse would NOT be waiting for me next to a tree just around the corner...) as I trudged through the underbrush in a short cut to attempt to shorten my walk to something a bit less than the loop that Farley was concurrently galloping.
All of a sudden, I emerged onto the trail that Farley had shortly passed before and saw.......hoof prints.
What's so fascinating about hoof prints you say? Tune in tomorrow to find out!!!!!!
Why not just write the post right NOW, the dear reader says while stamping their dear little feet?
Because I have three dog costumes to come up with tonight for tomorrow's contest and a white dog to dye green.
So, dear reader, since I know what a sacrifice it will be to wait a mere 16 hours to hear the "rest of the story", I will give you this tantalizing detail --> it shall be told in pictures. With captions. and arrows. And colorful squigglies.
OooOoooOo. Pictures iz the best.
ReplyDeleteWhy is Tess going to be green... A gremlin mayhaps?
Bear?
ReplyDeleteAt least you have lived to tell the tail, er tale. Can hardly wait.
ReplyDeleteBionic Cowgirl
I'll give you a hint to Tess's costume --> it has to do with the wizard of Oz! (and I'm one part of a larger group that is coordinating a take over of the costume contest!!!!!)
ReplyDeleteAnd no, it wasn't a bear. It was so much more embarrassing, simple, and my fault......*sigh*. Stupidity on my part.
ReplyDeleteMuch as I love em, horses are silly creatures. So Australian saddle polleys not quite enough. Shake and bake. Thank goodness you're both okay.
ReplyDeleteI'm having a panic attack thinking about it. Finish your story, lol!
ReplyDeleteSo....would you believe on a day that she.edu bolting on my leadline before tacking, after several days of rain, not riding.for a week and on a cool windy day I decided to ride English instead?
DeleteSo....would you believe on a day that she.edu bolting on my leadline before tacking, after several days of rain, not riding.for a week and on a cool windy day I decided to ride English instead?
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